I don’t know why, but today’s Tomversation cartoon makes me laugh out loud. I mean I usually laugh at my cartoons, otherwise I wouldn’t create them, but for some reason, every time I look at this, I crack up.
I guess I am picturing a calm lady explaining to her friend that she goes mad when her recipes don’t turn our right and she throws them across the room onto the wall.
At first, it was going to say something like, “Oh, that – Frank doesn’t like some of my recipes.” But I didn’t want to bring violence into it, so I made her mocking her own creations.
It sort of looks like modern art that she is creating.
I have a friend, who needed to start making money, so he started creating modern art; you know, abstract stuff and he it sells for thousands of dollars now. He never did this before, he just used his imagination and came up with incredble stuff.
They are huge canvasas, I’m not even sure how he transports them to houses and condos where his work is sold and hung, but he does work sort of like Jackson Pollock, that sort of abstract stuff. It’s awesome.
The huge canvasas go perfectly in very large spaces in condos and houses. They really complete the decor.
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Well, this morning I wanted to run downstairs to get something from my car and I felt I better scout the area first, so as not to be “attacked” at the elevator.
Good thing I did, because, as you can see, there she is with the freaking dog, just lying in wait. If I had called the elevator up and went down, she would have been standing there, waiting to get in, as I was getting out.
This is a screen capture from our security cameras.
I fear I have turned into the stalker now – stalking out the layout of the place, to be sure that the coast is clear.
Am I being paranoid? I don’t know.
If you haven’t read the past blog post about this annoying neighbor, it’s here.
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There is a new couple who moved into our small building and it seems that every time I turn around, there they are – in my face. It’s not intentional, I don’t think, but I am beginning to hate them for it. They have been here a few months and they are driving me out of my skull.
They rent the unit, and over the years, I’ve known everyone who has lived in that unit, and I was friendly with all of them and liked all of them. And I never felt annoyed by them. But this couple – I can’t explain it – they are just there – they are always there.
It’s a young husband and wife with a baby, who seems to be about one-year-old, maybe younger. They own a small restaurant in town, but they seem to always be here at home, when I am, rather than at the restaurant.
They seem to walk the baby around in a stroller or walk their dog every five minutes – they are always doing it. But the annoying part comes in where they are everywhere I am. Just lurking.
If I’m going to the elevator, she is invariably standing there waiting for it. If not standing there waiting for it, when the door opens for me to enter, there she is exiting and I have to say hello to her, which I don’t want to do.
More than once, I would say maybe seven times, when I have come home, driving up in my car, as I try to park in my parking space, she is in the parking space, washing her dog! The hose is next to my car, but rather than pull it out across the lot to a more convenient area, there she is, in my space washing the freaking dog.
And she is always so sickeningly sweet – “Have a nice day.” “Have a beautiful day.”
Her husband, is usually on his bicycle and he is always there when she isn’t there. Come to think of it, I don’t know if I’ve ever seen them together. But I must have. But it’s sort of like they torment me one at a time – only not on purpose.
I’ve lived in this building for many years, it’s a small condo building, only 14 units. I can honestly say, I’ve never seen any one of my neighbors this much. I’ll go weeks without seeing anyone, except for them. I don’t even remember their names.
Another neighbor, my friend Mary, says I am conjuring them up, you know, willing their presence, by talking about them. But I don’t think about them ever – that’s what makes it so irritating, when they pop up in my face so unexpectedly. I feel can do a magic trick, regarding this if I wanted to. I can tell someone, watch this, I can push the elevator button and one of them will appear – no joke.
I have avoided them by not getting in the elevator with them, making an excuse that I forgot something in my car, just to get away and not ride the lift with them.
Mary says I sound crazy, and asked if I told anyone else about this. But I only told her, and now you. I know it sounds crazy, but imagine that every time you opened your front door the same person was standing there. Or you walk in your backyard and there they are. Or you go to park your car and they are blocking your spot. Daily, more than once a day.
I did say something to the lady with the baby yesterday. I came home from Publix with arms full of bags, I hit the elevator key, and out popped mamma and baby. I said to her, “You are always there! You are always coming or going!” She said, “Excuse me?” She wasn’t exasperated, she really did not understanding what I meant. I just let her pass and I got in the elevator without responding.
I’ve taken to using the stairs to avoid the elevator, but of course that doesn’t matter since she is always washing the freaking dog in my parking space and always walking the dog around the elevator area and always pushing the baby in the stroller. The husband, not so much, but again, he pops up when she isn’t popping up.
Another neighbor keeps insisting that we go this couple’s restaurant for lunch, which is right here in the village. I keep turning that down. I see enough of them right here up my ass every day, I don’t need to go seek them out.
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I’m dealing with insurance – auto and homeowners. It’s amazing how different the rates are.
I didn’t get the homeowners rates yet, what happened was my insurance company of so many years dropped me. Well, they dropped the whole state.
This happens a lot with Florida insurance policies, but this was not for hurricane and windstorm, it was for homeowners, you know, to cover a toilet leak or something. The big insurance for hurricanes, etc., I get through the condo association, we pay through our maintenance fees.
Anyway, regarding the auto insurance, I am with Geico now, but every once in awhile, I change companies because you get better rates that way. I had State Farm auto insurance for many years, when I changed to Allstate, I immediately saved $800.00 per year.
After a bit with Allstate, I changed to Progressive and saved and then from Progressive, I changed to Geico and saved.
Now it may be time to change again, so I checked back with State Farm after all these years, I told them I would like to bundle the homeowners with auto. While I didn’t get the homeowners quote yet, I got the auto insurance – $1329.00 for six months. That’s with the bundle. Without the bundle, it’s $1466.00 for six months.
That’s almost $3000.00 a year!
Know what the rates are from Geico and Progressive? Less than $500 for six months ($481.00 with Progressive), and that’s with Snapshot, that thing where they track you. And according to my tracking – it isn’t perfect – but that’s the rate.
Maybe State Farm doesn’t want my biz or maybe they think I’m stupid or maybe they are punishing me for leaving them so many years ago.
They are calling me today with the homeowners insurance rates – that ought to be a laugh.
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This weekend, Twitter/X went down for me. I have a lot of accounts I still use for business, comics and other things. It just locked up and froze. I mostly use it for news.
I stopped watching cable news awhile back, for various reasons and occasionally I watch local news. So Twitter/X is it.
I know it sounds stupid to say that, but I’m talking about seeing reputable sites for news and verifying it if I questions something.
Anyway, I removed the app from my iphone and reinstalled it and I had to one-by-one, add my separate accounts. So many had different passwords, because that’s what you’re supposed to do – have different passwords.
I did this three times – deleted it all, reinstalled it all and tried to remember all the passwords.
Luckily things worked out after all that, and it’s all working now. My X account related to my cartoons and this blog is Tomversation, if you’re interested. I also have accounts on Bluesky and Threads, and they are related to this blog and my comics, too.
But now my Chrome browser on my computer, lost all the passwords! I had them all in the password manager – maybe 60 of them! And they are gone.
I remember most of them, but still, it’s an issue to deal with.
I know, I know, it’s a first world problem. It’s interesting that when one thing goes, everything seems to go.
Years ago when I worked with typesetting and all sorts of newspaper equipment, that was always the case. If one machine went, they all went at the same time.
So far, hopefully not jinxing things, but all things are well, now.
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