Tomversation by Tom Falco

Paper or plastic?

I was Whole Foods the other day getting dark chocolate covered almonds- a superfood – both the dark chocolate and the almonds combined. Here’s my bag of almonds.

Next to me was a lady getting some sort of nuts.

The way it’s set up, the items are all in bins and you take what you want in a paper bag, write down the code number and use the code number to pay when you check out. It’s charged by the pound or the ounce, or the miniscule ounce, according to the lady.

Here are the bins, you take one of the paper bags and do your thing. But this lady was struggling with one of those green plastic bags used for fruits and vegetables, which are not rigid, once you figure out how to get them open – and don’t really work well for the candy and nuts dropping from the bins.

I said to the lady, “Here are the paper bags, it’s easier to use these.”

Her reply had everyone in the vicinity who heard the conversation, stop in their tracks. She said, “The plastic bags are lighter.”

I stood there for a minute and said, “What do they save you, a tenth of a penny?” People laughed and the lady huffed off.

I know times are tough and things are expensive, but I would assume anyone shopping in Whole Foods could afford the extra tenth of a penny that might be the difference in the bag weights.

It got me thinking – are we paying for the bags when we weigh the candy and nuts? And then I slapped myself out of it, the lady almost had me thinking like her, “How could I save a tenth of a penny by avoiding all bags?”

Anyway, I just found the whole incident funny. I wasn’t trying to make fun of the lady. But she was a Karen if ever I saw one. A silent Karen because I’m the one who started talking to her, she was quiet and doing her own thing.

Oh right, she said as she huffed off, “It’s easier to eat from the plastic bags than the paper ones.”

Whatever.

Till next time . . .

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A visit to the 16th Century

Every year about this time, a bunch of us go to he Florida Renaissance Festival up in Deerfield Beach. It’s a trip back in time to the 16th century.

There’s so much to do, I think my favorite has always been the horse jousting. They are right there doing their thing, a few feet in front of you! Real life 1500s!

There is a lot of food and drink a lot of my family drink their way through the festival – and there are plenty of marketplace items with jewelry, clothing, wooden toys, blown glass and so much more.

On Friday, it poured in South Florida – torrential rain, and it was supposed to rain all day Saturday, but it was bright and sunny all day – and very, very hot.

It’s a great way to spend the day – in another time and place. So many shows are going on throughout the venue, you can spend all day doing that, but of course we like to eat and drink. While there are turkey legs, the food is of this century – gyros, pizza, Chinese food, etc. And so are the drinks – IPA’s and other beers.

And of course they take credit, Apple Pay and all the 21st Century payment methods, especially cash. Many vendors require cash. But I did see a sign that said, “We accept Master Card and Lady Visa,” so there’s that.

Till next time . . .

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Talking trash, Van Gogh and a 2000 year old traffic ticket

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How far we’ve come

I saw this old “Lefty” Wright comic strip in “Stripper’s Guide” blog recently and noticed this strip from 1937 used the phrase “Be Cool.” So it’s interesting to see that some of the expressions we use today, were around so many years ago.

I would have assumed “Be Cool” came from the 1950s or 1960s, but I guess not.

Now if you never heard of the “Lefty Wright” comic strip, that’s understandable, according to Stripper’s Guide, it was short lived – it ran from April 8 to May 27, 1937.

As for “Stripper’s Guide,” – no, it’s not about anything naked, you know, “Strippers” and “stripping.”

Strippers are people who work in the newspaper business, or I should say worked in the newspaper business. They put everything together back in the dark room so many years ago before computers. I know a guy named Richard to this day, who used to work at a newspaper I worked at years ago, and he was a stripper.

They took the articles and headlines and photos, mostly the photos and “stripped them” together on the negatives, where plates were then made and put on the press and printed.

We used to put big red boxes in place of the photos, including the comics and anything that was an image, that red came out as clear on the page negative and then the photos and images were then “stripped” into the blank spaces. It was a process.

I remember so many years ago, our boss, the owner of the newspaper we worked for, told us about “pagination.” It was a process coming up in the future where the whole page would come out as one piece, instead of stripping everything in one piece at a time. We were in awe when he told us that. Imagine that, one whole piece of paper or negative, that would be all put together and ready for print.

I remember when computers first came out, I asked one of my brothers who worked in IT if it would be possible to have different fonts on the computer, so that when we typeset, we could bounce back and forth from one font to another and make it different sizes at that.

He thought it over and said it probably could be done by being programmed some way, but we never did figure out that way at the time.

Amazing how far things have come from stripping to font creation and beyond

Reminds me of a segment I saw on CBS Sunday Morning – about the creation of the iPhone, which was flabbergasting to everyone at the time. Flabbergasting. Is that a word? The article and video are here, “Apple: The First 50 Years.”

Till next time . . .

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Lucy and Ethel, witches and salty soup

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My publishing schedules

My Tomversation cartoons are posted online early in the morning, they are scheduled. But as for social media, I usually do it myself by hand, at around 8 am, usually a bit before, but never the same time each day, but like I said, around 8 am eastern time.

So there I am on the computer or my iPhone posting to Facebook and Instagram and I’ll post to Substack and Twitter/X later in the day.

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I was thinking the other morning, that when I used to publish our village’s daily news, the first post was published at 8 am for a bit, I eventually changed it to 5 am since I realized many people were up that early and waiting for the 8 am post.

One guy told me, “Every morning I am sitting there at the computer waiting for you to hit ‘send’ so the first post of the day comes up.”

I told him, I was not sitting there, watch in hand, waiting for 8 am (like I do now), I told him it was timed ahead of time to post at that time.

I usually posted the stories throughout the day, I don’t know why, it might have made more sense to just post them all at once, like any news outlet would do. I think I may have done it so that people would be coming back all day and perhaps see my advertisers over and over again. I’m not sure, but maybe that was the reason.

I am asked almost daily if I miss publishing the daily news. I don’t. It was a full time, never ending job. A three minute story on the village council meeting might have had me sitting through six hours at the meeting for that story which took a few minutes to read. I was at every event every day of the week – village meetings, merchant meetings, parties, openings, closings, committee meetings, event meetings, parades, etc. Sounds fun, but I had no outside life.

I remember one time it was earlier in the day for an event, The Bed Race, a charity event, coming up later that day, and I was walking the race track, which was a street in the center of the village, with a friend. She had to run to get to work at 10 am, which was down the block, and she said to me, “Tom, you are always in the middle of everything. It must be so much fun,” I was literally thinking, at that same time, mind you, “Is it 6 pm yet? I just want to go home.”

The grass is aways greener.

Till next time . . .

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Rained out street fair

Our last art show of the season was a washout. Literally.

We haven’t had rain for a long time, we are in a drought situation, but it really came down during our yearly village street party on Sunday, which is a mini art show as well.

It’s a place where everybody knows your name. The whole village seems to come out and it’s very special. There were a lot of people in the village because it was a Sunday, but they were not part of the street fair. They don’t really know about it.

Usually this art stroll/street fair is sunny and seems to be the hottest day of the year each year. The cucumber punch stand is the most popular. But this past Sunday, the weather was ok for a bit, and then the skies opened.

I hung out with some friends for a bit, which was nice, but I see them all the time. I look forward to seeing people that I don’t see so often, but that was not to be.

One friend and I separated and we went to a local restaurant, where there were a lot of people who ran over to get out of the rain. There was a 30 minute wait, and not many people we knew. But the food was great and the waiter remembered me from last time and brought me my favorite dish, so that was nice.

When I returned home, the street out front was flooded. The city has been working on adding new drainage pipes for a few months now. But in the process, they closed up the current drainage pipes, so that causes quite a lake when it pours, which luckily hasn’t been often. I think the last time was on Thanksgiving day.

Anyway, it’s the end of art season and the beginning of Spring and Summer. New seasons to enjoy.

Till next time . . .

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It’s been a cold winter; these cartoons prove it!

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We almost made it to the chalk festival

This time of year there are a lot of arts festivals. I went to a couple last weekend and this weekend, a friend and I were going to hit the Lake Worth Street Painting Festival, but we never made it.

It’s just too far for some of us who never seem to leave our own village these days, so I do regret not going, but there’s always next year.

Here are a few images from years past.

Years ago I used to drive 100 miles a day – going back and forth with my friends- from home to the beach, then back home again, then going out clubbing all night, bar hopping all night, then back home again, then to work and back. Now I don’t like driving from home to the grocery store and back.

In my village, there’s a three-day arts festival. I only made it one day, where in the past I was there all three days from opening to closing. A couple of years ago, I never made it at all, which is sacrilege in these parts.

When I was writing the local news, I was everywhere. I used to sometimes feel self conscious about it. I felt like people would just expect me to show up and say to themselves, “There’s Tom again.” But I needed to cover the news.

I was at every city council meeting, village council meeting, committee meeting, planning meeting, store opening, restaurant opening, art installation, etc. I was getting tired of seeing myself everywhere. I covered the daily news, and I also wrote for the Huffington Post, so that was a lot me being spread out all over. Now I don’t want to go anywhere.

A friend and I have been selling hats on Etsy. I don’t know how it started, but it’s been going well.

Some that are really selling well are these “great” hats. What I mean is that they say things like, “Italy has always been great!” or “Ireland has always been great!”

They are a play on “Make American Great Again” hats. We have Great Britain Canada and Mexico, too. The Italy ones seem to sell the most. Interestingly enough, we don’t ship outside the U.S., yet these foreign hats sell a lot here in the U.S.

One lady had a hat sent to a friend with the name on the address going to: “Capo di Tutti Capi,” which means “Boss of All Bosses,” we found that funny so we made a hat that says that.

We also have Port Wenn, in honor of my favorite show, Doc Martin. The real show, not the knock-off. And we have “Quints” hats, from the Jaws movie.

Another hat that is popular is the Hamptauk hat, which stands for Hamptons and Montauk, which are interchangeable in the summer. I like the Port Wenn one, I wear it often.

Till next time . . .

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Invisible mom, IRS and coffee perks

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