
I used to do this. I would throw my Christmas tree off the balcony. But I didn’t leave the ornaments on, I would remove those first.
I did it because lugging it down the elevator left so many needles inside the elevator and it was a chore trying to get them all out, so I dumped the tree.
I had a convertible, so when I bought the tree I dumped it in the back seat of the car and brought it home. When I was getting rid of it, I tossed it off the balcony and then dragged it to the street.
I had someone stand downstairs to be sure no one was under it when I tossed it, so there was that.
That’s how I got the idea for this cartoon. Of course it’s funnier with all the ornaments and lights still on the tree.
I no longer throw the tree over because I bought an artificial tree some years back. I wasn’t that crazy about it after I set it up and thought I would just use it a couple of years and then go back to buying real trees, but it’s so easy to just lug it out of the spare room and lug it back, so it’s been the norm now.
My family and I do this gift exchange thing with ornaments. We give regular gifts, but the ornament thing is a game sort of. You get an ornament and wrap it and play that thing where you choose the ornament and the next person can steal it. I think it’s called the “White Elephant Gift Exchange,” but we do it with the ornaments.
For years I would wait till the last minute and go to the store and get the best of what was left. This year I forgot, so I took a good ornament off my own tree and wrapped that. I put it in an old sunglasses box I had and it confused people at the exchange. But when they opened it, they loved the ornament.
This year, no one stole anyone’s ornament and the last gift was a dud and one of my sisters-in-law got that.
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